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What is/are the most memorable fortune cookie(s) you've ever gotten? Funniest? Most profound? Most un-fortune-cookie-ish? Where were you and who were you with?
*evil evil mind of evil is now working* Has anyone ever offered a line of fortune cookie tags/icons? If so, how'd it go over?
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