I attempted to put it into a page link but it wasn't working...so all the entries are under the cut.
Please only choose one entry, and the student and ghost/teacher with the most will win first place, after that a normal combined 2nd and 3rd will be given.
Valentine Poem Contest
Ginny, Ginny, she's so great
I wish she were my Valentine's Date
Her hair is red
Her eyes are brown
I wonder what she looks like in just a night gown
Ginny's twin brothers are so cool and raw
Damn, I bet she looks good without a bra
From Draco to Hermione
She needs a good face rearranger
Her hair makes her look even mangier
She's ugly as sin
Has muggles for kin
Oh how I loathe that Miss Granger
I really should just tell him outright
But the words just never come out right
He's wise and he's funny
Puts butterflies in my tummy
The teacher who shrinks from the moonlight.
Professor Trelawney, mistress of divination,
You are the sole object of my adulation.
Just look into your crystal ball and see,
Your true love, the one in your future, is me.
Draco Malfoy, you're looking quite fit,
I think you're better than Potter, I'll admit.
You snarky Slytherin with your cunning ways,
Combined with your dashing looks, it could turn a man gay.
Green eyes framed by fire-red hair,
A mind to which no one can compare.
She caught the heart of a worthy bachelor,
For even then he mattered to her.
They fussed, they fought,
Yet no one thought
It would be their son,
Who in the end, Won.
For one so small and humble
I've made apple crumble!
You have such high spirits.
You deserve many merits.
An incantation and a swish of a wand8
Disappears the Weasley twins' pond.
Like you, I'll keep this short
But thank you for being such a great sport!
Blaise, our slippery friend
Will you torment us till the series ends?
At the first sorting you were given a name
And since our readers have not been the same.
What's your importance? Are you here for a reason?
We hope the mystery'll be solved at the end of the season.
Until then we wait, patient and true
Frantically searching for clues anew.
Myrtle to Harry
There once was a Boy-Who-Lived, my love
I told him that we'd fit like a glove
He laughed and he scoffed
And said with a cough,
"I can't love those who should be above."
(Un)Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!
Neville to Ginny
The color of pumpkins reminds me of her hair,
When I am around her, I cannot help but stare.
She's all kinds of beautiful in my magic book,
She gives me butterflies by the way she looks.
Professor Dumbledore to Professor McGonagall
Her teaching skills are well done,
Her smile lights up just like the sun.
My Valentine I wish she was,
Because my heart she has won.
Such a sweet girl, living down the drain
Seems to be in so much pain
Let me dry your silver tears
And take away all of your fears
Your touch makes me shiver down my spine
Will you be my Valentine?
In all the annals of Hogwarts,
He's the school's greatest enigma,
But greasy hair and snarky voice
Have there become a stigma.
Yet Snape is more than what he seems;
Behind the grease and snark
Lies devotion to duty, and honor too,
And the valor to battle the Dark.
A Friendship Valentine from Lavender Brown to Parvati Patil:
You hair's always the stylish length,
Your robes the cutest cut.
You know what makeup's "in" this year,
And you can tell me what
The colors I look best in are,
But more importantly,
You're sweet and brave and my best friend,
So thanks for caring for me!
When you're around it's always fun
You're like some kind of shining sun
And I'm sure you know in what way
You can make me smile today
Myrtle, my baby doll
How your screams thrive
And remain in my heart-
If only you were alive...
Oh Myrtle, my love
Your face so pale
I think I'd like you
If only you were male...
Ever the charmer
Like heroes of old tales
A knight in shining armor.
Your dark, keen eyes
Oh how they can shine
If only, if only...
If only you'd be mine.
Oh Peeves! You eternal joker,
Life with you is never mediocre.
You make me laugh, you make me smile
With your pranks, my heart beguile.
But can you break from your joke-making,
Aye, verily my heart is aching.
My offer I hope you won't decline
Will you be my Valentine?
Your fair skin, freckles, and hair like fire
Ignite in my soul lustful desire
Though you're ignorant of the other gender
Still I to you my heart surrender
Ronald Bilius Weasley, Oi!
For me you are the only boy.
I want him to have, I want him to hold
With that hair so blonde and those eyes so cold
I want to scream and shout with glee
"I heart Draco Malfoy!" I’d say freely
But if my house mates ever found out
I bet that they would kill me
Bun so tight,
you look all right.
Woman, I could stare at you all night.
You're seventy years old,
or so I've been told.
I'd like to bring you into my fold.
Hermione's hair is really bushy.
It makes my heart become so mushy,
That I want to give her a gift,
A book would make her heart really lift.
Choose the best poem!